I (or my partner) have powers and I think we’re pregnant. What should we do?
Contact an IAC consultant immediately! The statistics are quite sobering. While one in six pregnancies will end in miscarriages for normal couples, the rate of miscarriage for couples where one or both partners posses Zeta level powers or higher is nearly 70%. What’s more, failed powers related pregnancies can be extremely dangerous, or even fatal, to women. Luckily, IAC has developed comprehensive methods to remove the dangers and increase the chances of a successful pregnancy. If you think you or your partner may be pregnant, contact IAC for an Evaluation today.
I have powers. Will my baby have powers too?
Not necessarily. Many factors will contribute to the transmission (or not) of powers from parent to off-spring. Things to be considered include the conditions by which the parent obtained his or her powers (mutation, cosmic radiation, magic, bio-technological upgrades, etc.), the nature of the powers in question, the genetic makeup of the partner, and a host of other factors. However, IAC specialists can, with 90% accuracy, predict the transferability of powers for couples who complete a full pre-pregnancy fertility analysis.
Is it possible to have a child with powers if neither I or my spouse possess them?
Before IAC, and specifically The Super Seed Program, the answer was not bloody likely. Historical data has shown that the chance of a child being born with powers to parents who have no family history of super-normal abilities at .00003%. But the Super Seed Program changes all that. IAC has an ever growing catalog of super powered sperm and egg donors. By working with our client liaisons, we will help you find the perfect match…with the perfect powers for your child. Find out more about the SuperSeed Program here!
I’m 38 years old. Am I too old to have a super baby?
While it is true that fertility begins to decline in women after 30, and that 25% of women between the ages of 35-39 have difficulty conceiving generally (with the exemption of immortals or other demi-gods) and that the conception of children with powers is more difficult, it is not hopeless. IAC employs the finest fertility specialists in the world- if there is any chance you can conceive, it will be with us. And if you can’t, well, there is always our Surrogacy Program.
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